The title is from the Kirate Kid movie. Mr. Miyagi first starts his apprentice Daniel training in karate with only mundane chores: waxing cars, painting fences, and sanding floors. Just before the apprentice burns out and gets fed up, Mr. Miyagi shows that the rote chores that are now burned into Daniel’s memory are ways to defend himself. The waxing and painting motions block punches and the sanding motion blocks kicks.
It’s probably a bunch of BS, but it’s inspirational. This year, I’ve changed my cross-training workouts from a more traditional weight lifting to also include Miyagi Functional (MF) type. I really like MFing.
Last week I spent the whole week MFing. I took a week off my weight training and we moved our stuff from one apartment to another. This is functional weight lifting. It’s both cross-training and produces a visualize end result.
More generally this year, I’ve spent a lot of time cleaning. I’m not sure if I can block punches or kicks. I bet I can’t run any faster (a more representative physical constant). However, I think it can be a more rewarding workout than going to the gym. When you do a workout at the gym, you get the satisfaction of endorphins and (short-term) fatigue. The only other accomplishments are abstract: traveling 3 miles while not moving, lifting metal up only to bring it right back down, etc. MFing is more comprehensive.
When you clean, you try to collect as much dirt and dust as possible. So you scrub, brush, vacuum, and then move stuff so you can scrub, brush, vacuum some more. This can be as physically as demanding as you feel like. However, after scrubbing, brushing, and vacuuming you get physical accomplishments: negative entropy!!!
Lately, I’ve been focusing on general cleaning, but trying to specifically detail one area (e.g. shower door, black trim on the car, wood polishing). I think the general cleaning helps maintain endurance, while detailing might provide instances to improve strength, due to any straining in awkward positions.
Also to appease my appetite for learning, I’ve been formulating my own cleaners: laundry detergent, window cleaner, and wood polish. (Search DIY ___ for formulations, if you want to make your own.)
I feel in better shape, based on the fact that I have more endurance for a cleaning session. The added bonus is an organized environment and belongings which promote efficiency. I find it more exciting using well maintained equipment, in an organized environment.
That’s what I’ve got. What do you think: Is this lame . . . or, the start of my amazing , MFing path towards enlightenment?