People are weird. And, that’s a good thing.
In the past 12 months, I ran nine races; six were marathon distance or longer. I’m not trying to say that I’m a badass [runner]. I’m trying to say that most races I ran are with experienced, and relatively well-trained runners.
The first thing I noticed running Peter’s Canyon Trail Race #2 — a three run series hosted on Thursday nights, all with 5 mile courses — is the lack of running etiquette. I ran up the first hill with a woman exhaling like I would imagine a hippopotamus would sound on that hill. The second hill I ran with a dude who had a beeping watch, for tempo. For the love of man, shut that friggin’ thing off!
That’s when I noted why I was there: for fun. On our 12.3mi 4:56am 7/8/09 run, jeff made the comment that the 5 mile race is like a happy hour for distance runners. Just enough to wet your appetite, but still functional after the event.
The event brought together two runners from different ends of the spectrum in our running club, LT and Wendy. LT is an ultra-beast, to put it humbly: his goal is to run 100 miles 9 times in ’09 and 12 100-mile races in 2010. This race was his first single digit mileage race, and he placed in the single digits (7th) to boot! And, this was Wendy’s first race back after 6 weeks of injury recovery, who also won: she is still still injury free!

Sam, LT, Lori, Skip, Wendy, Pete, and E-Rod at the finish line. I have a patriotic number, 1776; go 'merica! Photo from Wendy. Photo Artist: dre
As for me, it felt great plowing up the hills, relative to the roadie pack I was in. It felt fun to “only pace” for 5 miles. It was great to employ running psychology again, bursting past runners so they wouldn’t pace off my heels. I grabbed some adrenaline from the crowd in the last half mile, and I crossed the finish line around 6:00/mile, a pace that is somewhat of a memory to me.
Change is good, and so are happy hours.



My favorite part of the race was a Big Lebowski themed Aid Station (AS) supported by the Corvalis Search and Rescue group. The AS was complete with character costumes, White Russians, and a rug which really tied the AS together. The part of that AS that made me laugh for 5-miles though was a nicely timed sign. There was a little boy telling us runners the normal such things you might hear right before an AS: “Looking good; water, food, and medical support ahead; over halfway done now!” Then, as we turned a corner there was a sign: “8 Year Olds, Dude.” Hilarious.
I find goal-setting for the amateur interesting. Goals are evidence that humans are optimistic about the future. People realize they have a possibility to change, for the better. But in the realm of the world, attaining your goal is no different than not attaining it. I am taking that into consideration for my “A Level” race this year, the 